Intoxication

I do not think I would like to drink coffee in the near future.

Somehow, my body finds caffeine repugnant. Either that, or there is this inexplicable coincidence that I consume food that my body dislikes when I drink coffee. However, it is highly likely that the discomfort I am feeling is directly attributable to coffee, since my metabolism is surprisingly robust for a girl. Meaning: I can take crappy stuff but still feel fine.

The weird effects of caffeine on me can be summarised as follows:

1. The giddy sensation in my head
2. Feeling cold at the fingers
3. The bloated feeling in my stomach

However, as with all things, just like what biz law always tells us to, we must adopt a holistic view with all matters.

Coming from another perspective, the following activities(or inactivities) could be liable for my discomfort:

1. The somewhat crazy, accelerated revision of my notes.
2. The sub-zero temperature of the library.
3. Lack of exercise, resulting in the formation of a dangly and flaccid carrot-looking human-form.
4. The constant peeping at the materials which the two uncles sharing the table with me were reading. A mildly difficult task, as I have to pretend to be spacing out but still take notice of what they are studying. The uncles were studying contract law!! How could I resist the temptation for a quick biz law revision now that the exams are so near? (Joke, joke)
5. The incredible(and possibly illegal) amount of definitions I have to forcefully squeeze and cram into my already limited brain capacity.

I am extremely horrified to find that there are only 2 sets of Digital Life from the library! I hope there are more, just tucked away carefully, patiently waiting for me to pounce and devour them.

As with most discomforts, the jester adopts a two-pronged approach: sleep it off or laugh it away.

Goodbye!